I am truly sorry, but Mr. Hercules has threatened to arm wrestle me if I do not publish his
poetry writing words. By way of forgiveness, I ask you to compare the arms below, which are not mine but very much like them, to the one above. I trust you will understand.
To my Lady Loves and Manly Admirers, I wish you well wishes! Ye Gods, how I love you and love how you love me! I bestow upon you an offering written during the summer I worked a food truck servicing Carolinian Beaches! I forget which Carolina, but it was an American one, either North or South. I do so wish you the enjoyment I offer. Are you woman? I would make love to you! Are you man? I challenge you to a Feat of Strength! Regardless, I am in love with you!
A Poem About Wieners
dogs that are hot
mustards and relish, onions and cheese
these are not poetic words
but they are
for my belly
Thank you ~ (You’re Welcome!)