Dear Readers,
I was flipping through the classical section at the record store (I was looking for Paganini’s caprices) when a strong hand clamped on my shoulder. I spun around, and guess who I saw?
Yes. Him.
He smiled good-naturedly.
I didn’t.
He fist-bumped his own forehead and smiled again, waiting for me to be pleased.
I wasn’t.
I whispered, “What do you want?”
He handed me a folded piece of paper, one jagged side torn from a spiral notebook.
I said, “Please don’t do this to me.”
Then he challenged me to a chariot race in which the winner would bed a woman and the loser would publish the winner’s “poem.”
So you see I had no choice.
My concern is that I might now be subject to legal proceedings. Let me first show you the “poem.” Then I will show you the problem.
a Poem!
for publishment by W. Walker & Co.
written by
and entitled:
Love’s Theme
I’m gonna love you just a little more, baby
I’ve got so much love to give
Never, never gonna give you up
Honey, please, can’t ya see
I can’t get enough of your love, babe
You’re the first, the last, my everything
What am I gonna do with you
I’ll do for you anything you want me to
Let the music play
You see the trouble with me
Baby, we better try to get it together
Don’t make me wait too long
I’m qualified to satisfy you
It’s ecstasy when you lay down next to me
Playing your game, baby
Oh, what a night for dancing
You’re sweetness is my weakness
Just the way you are
Satin soul
Dick slapped my buttocks, winked, and turned to go. I knew something was suspect. I pretended to shop until he’d left the store, then hurried over to the R&B section and flipped through for a record I thought likely to be in stock. I still had his paper in hand when I came across the one I was looking for. This one:
But what was the problem, you ask? Well, look at this – the back side of it:
I trust you see the problem.
Walt
That is the best prompt for Comments field I’ve seen yet.
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So I win? Cool!
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You have a fabulous imagination! This really rocks.
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Well thankee kindly. Doesn’t it make for fun poetry, though?
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When reading that poem I kinda thought I’d heard those words before, and then you go and prove me right, Walt.
I’m rather worried that Mr Hercules seems to be stalking you too much.
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At this point I’m not sure who’s stalking whom. He frustrates me, but he is a fascinating case, too.
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I rather agree. I’m sure there must be one like him over here in the UK somewhere 🙂
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Maybe he has a twin. Now that would be something.
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*laughing* This was epic. But imagine the scamp that he is! Walt, I fear, you must start crying a weapon of some sort.
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But I fear he would just snatch it from me and break it. And lightsabers can be expensive.
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Well, pepper-spray, that would do the trick. He’d scream like a little girl. I mean, he is bullying you after all.
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Have you heard John Daker, Walt? Love this guy.
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Hi Worzel! I’m sorry…I saw this comment days ago and watched the video but forgot to follow up. I had never heard of John Daker, but now I’m somewhat fascinated. Thanks for sharing!
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Walt, quite a literary name… fits your output. I am liking your page and writings.. musing.. blog..inspiring too. This is my first week blogging (both reading and writing). When i grow up , i wanna be blogging like you. Keep up the good vibes
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Thanks a bunch! Welcome to the blogosphere!
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